i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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