this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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