Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
