You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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