So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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