And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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