ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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