just come out here and I will go home with you...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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