im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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