My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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