I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
its not stalking. its research.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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