what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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