Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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