How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there's paper in my vomit.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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