why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
