margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
