He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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