Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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