Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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