he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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