I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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