guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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