redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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