so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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