last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Boobs speak an international language.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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