Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
