The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Randomize