I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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