Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
