Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize