You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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