why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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