Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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