the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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