So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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