i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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