Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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