Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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