remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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