Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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