i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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