I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Randomize
