You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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