I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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