the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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