butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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