So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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