I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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