if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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