You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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