i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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