So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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