She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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