I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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