Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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