how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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